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HP Cast List: The Simpsons Bart: Harry Potter Lisa: Hermione Granger Maggie: Ginny Weasly Homer: Arthur Weasly Marge: Molly Weasly Milhouse: Ron Weasly Nelson: Draco Malfoy Jimbo: Crabbe Kearny: Goyle Principle Skinner: Dumbledore Superintendant Chalmers: Doloris Umbridge Burns: Voldemort Smithers: Nagini Patty: Bellatrix Lestrange Selma: Narsissa Malfoy Lenny: Fred Weasly Carl: George Weasly Moe: Aberforth Dumbledore Barney: Hagrid Santa’s Little Helper: Fang Snowball II: Crookshanks Itchy: Scabbers Scratchy: Mrs. Norris Krusty the Clown: Lee Jordan Mayor Quimby: Minister Fudge Troy McClure: Gilderoy Lockhear

Hogwarts Jesus Christ Superstar Jesus – Harry Potter (who else?) Judas Iscariot – Draco Malfoy Peter – Ronald Weasley Mary Magdalene – Ginny Weasley Caiaphas – Lucius Malfoy Annas – Peter Petigrew Pontius Pilate – Rufus Scrimgeour King Herod – Cornelius Fudge Simon Zealotes – Seamus Finnegan Council of Pharisees and Priests – Death Eaters Herod’s Household – Wizengamot Apostles besides Peter – Griffindor House except Ronald and Ginny Weasley and  Seamus Finnegan. Crowds - Hogwarts Faculty, Order of the Phoenix and Hogwarts Students

Excerpt from Memoirs of a Long and Healthy Hate by Walter A. McGuffy By jcfmrichmond Part 1: Stupidity in the Name of Love It never ceases to amaze me how stupid teenagers can be, especially when it comes to the opposite sex. I just got home from visiting my thirteen-year-old grandson in the hospital. Guess how he landed there. You guessed it, by trying to impress a girl. The youngest of four brothers, he is always trying to get out of his older siblings' shadows. Every time one of them has a big accomplishment, he feels the need to prove to the world that he can achieve greatness as well. This need usually results in a stay at the hospit

Welcome, Tom The last thing Tom remembered was a flash of green light. Next thing he knew, he was laying on a cold hard surface surrounded by complete darkness. The air was completely still and dry, making it difficult to breathe. Slowly he raised himself into a semi-sitting position and tried to clear his head. Being unable to see, he instead focused on his other senses in order to determine where he might be. Stagnant as the air was, it still had a distinct odor like garbage that had been left in the July sun to rot. There was also noise. It was so faint that at first he hadn't noticed it; but now that he was paying attention it seemed to

Hogwarts Production of A Christmas Carol Cast List Scrooge – Prof. Snape Bob Cratchet – Harry Potter Mrs. Cratchet – Ginny Weasley Tiny Tim – Colin Creevy Martha Cratchet – Hermione Granger Peter Cratchet – Ron Weasley Fred –Fred Weasley Fred’s Wife – George Weasley Jacob Marley – Percy Weasley Christmas Past – Prof. Flitwick Christmas Present – Hagrid Christmas Future – Argus Filch Young Scrooge – Draco Malfoy Belle – Pansy Parkinson Scrooge’s Schoolmaster – Prof. Lupin Fezziwig – Prof. Dumbledore Extras – Angelina Johnson Seam

Harry stood by the door to greet his fellow students to the first DA meeting. He looked at his watch apprehensively. It was five past the hour. Only Ron and Hermione had shown up so far.  he thought.  Neville and Luna entered and greeted Harry. “Hi, Neville, Luna. I’m glad you could make it.” “Thanks, Harry,” said Luna. “I’m glad I could come, too.” “Is this all?” asked Neville. “I thought there’d be more.” Harry smiled and responded, “I’m sure there will be. They’re probably just lost.”  thought Harry.  The door opened to let a few more students in. The Weas