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HP Cast List: The Simpsons HP Cast List: The SimpsonsHP Cast List: The Simpsons by ~jcfmrichmond
Bart: Harry Potter
Lisa: Hermione Granger
Maggie: Ginny Weasly
Homer: Arthur Weasly
Marge: Molly Weasly
Milhouse: Ron Weasly
Nelson: Draco Malfoy
Jimbo: Crabbe
Kearny: Goyle
Principle Skinner: Dumbledore
Superintendant Chalmers: Doloris Umbridge
Burns: Voldemort
Smithers: Nagini
Patty: Bellatrix Lestrange
Selma: Narsissa Malfoy
Lenny: Fred Weasly
Carl: George Weasly
Moe: Aberforth Dumbledore
Barney: Hagrid
Santa’s Little Helper: Fang
Snowball II: Crookshanks
Itchy: Scabbers
Scratchy: Mrs. Norris
Krusty the Clown: Lee Jordan
Mayor Quimby: Minister Fudge
Troy McClure: Gilderoy Lockhear
Hogwarts J. Christ Superstar Hogwarts Jesus Christ SuperstarHogwarts J. Christ Superstar by ~jcfmrichmond
Jesus – Harry Potter (who else?)
Judas Iscariot – Draco Malfoy
Peter – Ronald Weasley
Mary Magdalene – Ginny Weasley
Caiaphas – Lucius Malfoy
Annas – Peter Petigrew
Pontius Pilate – Rufus Scrimgeour
King Herod – Cornelius Fudge
Simon Zealotes – Seamus Finnegan
Council of Pharisees and Priests – Death Eaters
Herod’s Household – Wizengamot
Apostles besides Peter – Griffindor House except Ronald and Ginny Weasley and Seamus Finnegan.
Crowds - Hogwarts Faculty, Order of the Phoenix and Hogwarts Students
A Long and Healthy Hate Excerpt from Memoirs of a Long and Healthy Hate by Walter A. McGuffyA Long and Healthy Hate by ~jcfmrichmond
By jcfmrichmond
Part 1: Stupidity in the Name of Love
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid teenagers can be, especially when it comes to the opposite sex. I just got home from visiting my thirteen-year-old grandson in the hospital. Guess how he landed there. You guessed it, by trying to impress a girl. The youngest of four brothers, he is always trying to get out of his older siblings' shadows. Every time one of them has a big accomplishment, he feels the need to prove to the world that he can achieve greatness as well. This need usually results in a stay at the hospit
Welcome, Tom Welcome, TomWelcome, Tom by ~jcfmrichmond
The last thing Tom remembered was a flash of green light. Next thing he knew, he was laying on a cold hard surface surrounded by complete darkness. The air was completely still and dry, making it difficult to breathe. Slowly he raised himself into a semi-sitting position and tried to clear his head. Being unable to see, he instead focused on his other senses in order to determine where he might be. Stagnant as the air was, it still had a distinct odor like garbage that had been left in the July sun to rot. There was also noise. It was so faint that at first he hadn't noticed it; but now that he was paying attention it seemed to
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Now bring me that horizon
It doesn't do to dwell on dreams and forget to live
